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hernameishelen:
yourserenehighness:
80thstreet:
Yeah, I know, just so many politically incorrect parts of that sentence.
Anyway, being a girl who likes people to look good, I’m gonna send a few tips, because some things I saw just weren’t something I advise people to emulate. Ever. Whether you are a skinny chick or a chunky chick.
For heavier people, you want to look like your stomach just disappeared. There are a few easy rules to follow, that usually, if not always, are something you should do.
- Never wear a tight waist! I know, it sounds counteractive, right? Wrong, if you wear something tight on the waist, you get the muffin tops, rolls, and the chunk. You always want to look smooth, and trust me, the moment anyone see a roll, you go from plus sized beauty to chunky fashion mistake.
- Flimsy cloth is a NO-NO. You want to get a thicker cloth, because it will act as a smoother, and when your smooth, everyone sees hips and boobs, not stomachs.
- NO BELTS ON WAIST. EVER. I’ve seen so many beautiful sweater shirts, dresses, and regular shirts ruined because you can tell the belt they’re wearing CUTS INTO THEM. It looks wrong and makes poof. YOU DON’T WANT POOF.
- No pencil skirts. THIS ONE IS A DUPER. But, I’ve found a simple test to see whether its good or not. When you try it on, you look for three things. 1) No Saddlebags. 2) No between thigh hollowness. If the skirt sinks in between your legs, please burn it. 3) Appropriate length is knee length. WHY? Because you hid the thigh to knee dimples. I have them too guys, and you don’t want to see them.
- No leggings as pants. Leggings go under two things. Dresses and skirts. And even then use with caution.
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NO WORKOUT PANTS. EVER. IF YOU’RE IN PUBLIC GET RID OF THEM. Even at the gym, don’t wear them. Get sweats. Look appropriate.
- Shoes. Try not to wear strappy, booties, or anything with ankle strappings.
- Careful with sleeves, please. No rolls, no side boobs, no arm puff. Please.
- Solids are your friend. Small stripes? The enemy. Big Stripes? Cute. Polka dots? Possibly. And whatever print you do, keep it to one area. One shirt, one skirt, one half of the dress. Kapeeche?
whoops
i wear what i want
you’re just scared of us fat people looking fly
Lol this person needs to go jump in a lake.
And lololol I’m wearing my workout pants rite nao. And I wear leggings as pants all the time. Super cute. Oh, and fuck you, did I mention that?
I didn’t?
Whoops.
I’ll rectify that soon, I promise.
For me leggings =/= pants is a rule simply because they have a tendency to be see-through when stretched, so it is less of a ‘flattering’ thing than a ‘wow I can tell exactly what undies you’re wearing/not wearing’ thing. But OP. As long as one’s naughtybits are covered, fashion is up to each individual person. While there are appropriate and inappropriate styles for certain situations (sweats at a job interview, for example), not everyone wants to swathe themselves in thick, loose sacks to try and be invisible when they can look fabulous instead. And belts at the waist, typically the smallest part of a woman’s body? You actually don’t get much more flattering than that. (via moarhelenplz)
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