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80thstreet:

Yeah, I know, just so many politically incorrect parts of that sentence.

Anyway, being a girl who likes people to look good, I’m gonna send a few tips, because some things I saw just weren’t something I advise people to emulate. Ever. Whether you are a skinny chick or a chunky chick.

For heavier people, you want to look like your stomach just disappeared. There are a few easy rules to follow, that usually, if not always, are something you should do.

  • Never wear a tight waist! I know, it sounds counteractive, right? Wrong, if you wear something tight on the waist, you get the muffin tops, rolls, and the chunk. You always want to look smooth, and trust me, the moment anyone see a roll, you go from plus sized beauty to chunky fashion mistake.
  • Flimsy cloth is a NO-NO. You want to get a thicker cloth, because it will act as a smoother, and when your smooth, everyone sees hips and boobs, not stomachs.
  • NO BELTS ON WAIST. EVER. I’ve seen so many beautiful sweater shirts, dresses, and regular shirts ruined because you can tell the belt they’re wearing CUTS INTO THEM. It looks wrong and makes poof. YOU DON’T WANT POOF.
  • No pencil skirts. THIS ONE IS A DUPER. But, I’ve found a simple test to see whether its good or not. When you try it on, you look for three things. 1) No Saddlebags. 2) No between thigh hollowness. If the skirt sinks in between your legs, please burn it. 3) Appropriate length is knee length. WHY? Because you hid the thigh to knee dimples. I have them too guys, and you don’t want to see them.
  • No leggings as pants. Leggings go under two things. Dresses and skirts. And even then use with caution.
  • NO WORKOUT PANTS. EVER. IF YOU’RE IN PUBLIC GET RID OF THEM.  Even at the gym, don’t wear them. Get sweats. Look appropriate.

  • Shoes. Try not to wear strappy, booties, or anything with ankle strappings. 
  • Careful with sleeves, please. No rolls, no side boobs, no arm puff. Please.
  • Solids are your friend. Small stripes? The enemy. Big Stripes? Cute. Polka dots? Possibly. And whatever print you do, keep it to one area. One shirt, one skirt, one half of the dress. Kapeeche?

whoops

i wear what i want

you’re just scared of us fat people looking fly

Lol this person needs to go jump in a lake.

And lololol I’m wearing my workout pants rite nao. And I wear leggings as pants all the time. Super cute. Oh, and fuck you, did I mention that?

I didn’t?

Whoops.

I’ll rectify that soon, I promise.

For me leggings =/= pants is a rule simply because they have a tendency to be see-through when stretched, so it is less of a ‘flattering’ thing than a ‘wow I can tell exactly what undies you’re wearing/not wearing’ thing. But OP. As long as one’s naughtybits are covered, fashion is up to each individual person. While there are appropriate and inappropriate styles for certain situations (sweats at a job interview, for example), not everyone wants to swathe themselves in thick, loose sacks to try and be invisible when they can look fabulous instead.  And belts at the waist, typically the smallest part of a woman’s body? You actually don’t get much more flattering than that.

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  1. all-fat-burning-foods reblogged this from thecuntmentality
  2. burnwickedwitch reblogged this from not-without-cat-hair and added:
    The problem with tips that say they are for everything is that it completely ignores the fact that not everyone in the...
  3. regulard reblogged this from mcgoats and added:
    I bolded the best parts for everyone, because this is so important. You know how for “normal” people, skinny people,...
  4. pimped-klingon reblogged this from historicalslut
  5. kdelizzle reblogged this from bakeanddestroy
  6. not-without-cat-hair reblogged this from ilikeprettyclothes and added:
    I can tell this was written by a skinny person…
  7. just-try-failure answered: Guys, calm down. It’s just fashion advise, and most of it makes a lot of sense.
  8. stumblingcloser answered: I agree, don’t let anyone tell you what to wear. Wear whatever you want!
  9. diekoenigin reblogged this from justacalendar-day and added:
    wow FUCK YOU. People should dress in a way that makes them feel good about themselves, not in a way that makes YOU feel...
  10. justacalendar-day reblogged this from imstillproud and added:
    I’m going to wear WHATEVER I WANT TO WEAR. If some random person from the internet decides it’s not flattering because...
  11. imstillproud reblogged this from ilikeprettyclothes and added:
    take your ‘fashion’ advise and piss off. I am fat and you will not tell me what to wear.
  12. siberianninja reblogged this from fuckyeahsexeducation
  13. insomniac-tales answered: The responses are all beautiful.
  14. insomniac-tales reblogged this from fuckyeahsexeducation
  15. amunicia reblogged this from historicalslut
  16. machineinthemist reblogged this from fracturedrefuge
  17. kendermouse reblogged this from fuckyeahsexeducation and added:
    Dammit tumblr, why’d...post? There were some awesome, incredible, lovely ladies...
  18. brokenheartsandburningwings reblogged this from fuckyeahsexeducation
  19. zacheser answered: “Fatshion” is a big deal. And I support it. And this OP is a fucking moron. Who decided that SHE should be the resource for what’s “decent”?
  20. nsfwmouse answered: Dayum. All these ladies are lovely, and if this wasn’t a porn-only blog, I would be all over this. I’ll def reblog it on my normal blog.
  21. arimizuko reblogged this from moarhelenplz and added:
    For me leggings =/= pants is a rule simply because they have a tendency to be see-through when stretched, so it is less...
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  23. rosetintedglassesoff reblogged this from bon-bon
  24. sopleasant reblogged this from coffeewithants
  25. chinchillaghosts reblogged this from fracturedrefuge and added:
    Just wear whatever makes you feel comfortable xD GOSH
  26. fracturedrefuge reblogged this from historicalslut
  27. meezyhabeezy reblogged this from bonjoursex
  28. insatiablytaken answered: I agree with OP. Sorry if you are a size 0 or a size 20 when you wear cloths too small, too short, or just unflattering, its unflattering.
  29. imgoingtotellyouastory reblogged this from fuckyeahsexeducation
  30. miacsws reblogged this from historicalslut and added:
    high waist. Look...that above-the-knee skirt. Patterns EVERYWHERE.
  31. rabbit23 reblogged this from historicalslut
  32. tenrec4tea answered: Violent rages towards What Not To Wear ftw. Who would even think they have the right to post this shit?